Text Messages: Jokes (Translated)

“Dare what it takes 2 b. Then we shall so becoz it s.
To do or not, now or what else to b without”
-Words of Wisdom from Manny Pacquiao
(Go, understand it!)

SON: Papa, I lyk dt girl & I want to marry her.

ITAY: Son, don’t marry dt girl bcoz she’s ur sister and ur mama doesn’t know

SON: Ma, I want to marry dt girl but papa said I shud not, bcoz she’s my sister and u don’t kno.

INAY: My son, marry dt girl, coz ur papa is not ur father and he doesn’t know.

Text Messages: Jokes

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“Dare what it takes 2 b. Then we shall so becoz it s.
To do or not, now or what else to b without”
-Words of Wisdom from Manny Pacquiao
Hala sabta!

SON: Papa, I lyk dt girl & I want to marry her.

ITAY: Son, don’t marry dt girl bcoz she’s ur sister and ur mama doesn’t know

SON: Ma, I want to marry dt girl but papa said I shud not, bcoz she’s my sister and u don’t kno.

INAY: My son, marry dt girl, coz ur papa is not ur father and he doesn’t know.

Text Messages: Life

U can’t leave footprints if u walk on tiptoe…
This is what living life means:
U can never get what you want if ur too scared to get hurt.

One sad irony of life:
We always know whats right 4 others while
There r certain wrong things we pursue on our own.

Text Messages: Friendship

When u care so much 4 somebody,
ul find every possible way to keep in touch with that person…
Hope ul receive ds msg…
So that ul know “I care 4 u”

One day, love and friendship met. Love asked,
“Y do u exist f I’m already here?”
Friendship replied,
“To put a smile where u leave tears..”

Text Messages: Love

I wana say I luv you, but I know you wouldn’t listen
I wantd u to stay, but you always end up leavin’
So I hope this reaches u dt I did luv you so...
Thinkng dt I did my part, Now I hav to let u go.

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